Predicting the future
I’m not sure how powerful my psychic friend’s predictive powers are, but I called my old buddy Nostridumas the other night to find out how we might benefit from the Northop/EADS contract. Of course that was before Boeing protested. Wait, shouldn’t he have known that was coming?
While it always makes me nervous when politics are involved, I think Boeing will get spanked, as they should, and this contract will help transform this city.
And before any of you ask, no, I was not on acid when I wrote this insanity.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
It sounded more to me like you were tripping on the hallucinogenic herb Salvia, the next herb to be abolished by the AL legislature. I assumed you were just trying it while you had the chance to do so legally. Apparently, it causes full blown hallucinations and out-of-body experiences. I wonder if your friend Nostridumas even exists?
In a rare moment of total sobriety, my REAL psychic told me that Boeing will be spanked and the city will be transformed for the better. It shall come to pass.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
You are completely wrong. I was licking those toads that make you hallucinate. My house is is infested with them. I’d get rid of them, but I worship amphibians. It’s probably why I bought this house in the first place.
March 14th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Amphibian worship is rare, but a sound and respectable choice. They school us in the ways of adaptability. Even the seculars would have to admit that they are of evolutionary importance.
I only wish your substance abuse choices were as well-advised. Toad licking is not meant for humans and it is very bad for you. Good luck with that.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Until you’ve licked a toad, you’re just a hater. Just like my mom and dad were.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Someone just gave me a cute little red frog, said it was from
Costa Rica. Should I lick it?
March 15th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
“Should I lick it?”
Don’t do it! Toad licking is meant for pets. Just look at the incoherent ramblings of this toad licker. Is that really how you want to end up?
“…you’re just a hater. Just like my mom and dad were.”
Definitely try the salvia. It will help you heal your clearly wounded inner child.