My blogging virginity…gone
Will this make me a slut? Will you promise to respect me in the morning?
For anyone expecting this be just about arts, think again. I get enough of that on the printed page. There’s a whole universe of material ripe for exploitation, waiting to be used as fodder for my evil ramblings and subhuman palaver.
Sure we can talk about art, but we could just as soon discuss Rob Holbert’s weekends spent bathing and delousing the homeless people who sleep in his garage, or Ashley Toland’s clandestine career as an old school break dancer (poppin’ and lockin’, baby), or Kinnon Phillips’ sizable rep as the number one, lunch-rush fry-station master at the McDonald’s on D.I.P., or David Trimmier’s collection of vintage McGill-Toolen uniform skirts, or how Boozie got that certain “tattoo.” You know, just about any old thing. But nothing too perverse…unless you have pictures and appropriate addresses for extortion purposes.
Tags: Arts, Ashley Toland, David Trimmier, Kevin Lee, Kinnon Phillips, Rob Holbert
February 29th, 2008 at 10:46 am
you slut!
March 10th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Those people NEED delousing!
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
no, you’re no slut, sweetie. you are kinda hot tho!
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
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Thanks for the compliment. At my age, I’ll take every ego boost I can get. This is the second time in a week some Lagniappe-ism has made me blush, though.
Do I know you? Dear Lord, tell me this isn’t you again, Rob. I thought you were on your medication now.